Grow Up
What She Really Wants…
I don’t give baby shower gifts. Let me clarify that: I don’t give gifts to babies at the baby showers. I give “you are almost done with this B.S. that everyone pretends is a beautiful and blessed gift that you
What She Really Wants…
I don’t give baby shower gifts. Let me clarify that: I don’t give gifts to babies at the baby showers. I give “you are almost done with this B.S. that everyone pretends is a beautiful and blessed gift that you
Things your bathtub was not intended for…
I just found out some pretty pertinent information in terms of the overall running of my domicile…I’m the Boss! I am shocked you don’t need a license or something to run a home but it turns out I can do whatever
Things your bathtub was not intended for…
I just found out some pretty pertinent information in terms of the overall running of my domicile…I’m the Boss! I am shocked you don’t need a license or something to run a home but it turns out I can do whatever
The Kids Table – Holiday Edition!
So I’ve been known to throw a rocking party here and there and my parties are often known for the tablescapes that I put together, but these days the table that I have the most fun with is…..the kid’s table! And
The Kids Table – Holiday Edition!
So I’ve been known to throw a rocking party here and there and my parties are often known for the tablescapes that I put together, but these days the table that I have the most fun with is…..the kid’s table! And
Bath Time!
1 dirty child + 1 ‘please get in the damn bath so I can put you to bed and have some ME time’ Mom = Conflict. Crayolas has these new colored bath thingys (called bath dropz) that make your little monster’s bath
Bath Time!
1 dirty child + 1 ‘please get in the damn bath so I can put you to bed and have some ME time’ Mom = Conflict. Crayolas has these new colored bath thingys (called bath dropz) that make your little monster’s bath
Go to YOUR room!
I have never really said these words in the way that our parents used to say it to us when we were young. For me, it was usually superseded by an incident in which I tried to glitter the entire
Go to YOUR room!
I have never really said these words in the way that our parents used to say it to us when we were young. For me, it was usually superseded by an incident in which I tried to glitter the entire
Hip Playground Momsters!
I have cracked the code…the really really really important one. No, not cold fusion but how to look like a hip momster while at the park, grocery store, or any other place where you can’t wear clothes that in all
Hip Playground Momsters!
I have cracked the code…the really really really important one. No, not cold fusion but how to look like a hip momster while at the park, grocery store, or any other place where you can’t wear clothes that in all
Arts and Craftermath!
Sometimes I have a little shindig at my casa and call it ‘Kids Craftermath’. It is really simple, you find a few Moms who you would enjoy having a glass of vino and their kids and ask them to bring
Arts and Craftermath!
Sometimes I have a little shindig at my casa and call it ‘Kids Craftermath’. It is really simple, you find a few Moms who you would enjoy having a glass of vino and their kids and ask them to bring
Sexy Mama Booty Camp!
Everything about what this woman is doing is bothering me…which is what I say when I’m JEALOUS! Some Moms were just born with the sexy and kept on rockin’ that sexy right into motherhood. I was not born with sexy…I had
Sexy Mama Booty Camp!
Everything about what this woman is doing is bothering me…which is what I say when I’m JEALOUS! Some Moms were just born with the sexy and kept on rockin’ that sexy right into motherhood. I was not born with sexy…I had
Toys are a scam
Dear Moms, Toys are apparently a big scam. I would have loved to have gotten this information about 50 toys ago. Toddlers and even young kids all seem to want a job at Fed Ex because apparently the only thing
Toys are a scam
Dear Moms, Toys are apparently a big scam. I would have loved to have gotten this information about 50 toys ago. Toddlers and even young kids all seem to want a job at Fed Ex because apparently the only thing
Show me some ID, kid!
Once, ok 3 times, in college I was kindly told that I was slightly too young and angelic looking – or, eh, perhaps it was my homemade “ID”- to enter an establishment that served the beverages that had cool names, nifty
Show me some ID, kid!
Once, ok 3 times, in college I was kindly told that I was slightly too young and angelic looking – or, eh, perhaps it was my homemade “ID”- to enter an establishment that served the beverages that had cool names, nifty
It’s not you…actually it is you!
Dear All Major Fashion Labels: I have decided to end my long standing love affair with you and your more than adorable children’s lines of clothing and I believe the picture above demonstrates the sad but very necessary reason
It’s not you…actually it is you!
Dear All Major Fashion Labels: I have decided to end my long standing love affair with you and your more than adorable children’s lines of clothing and I believe the picture above demonstrates the sad but very necessary reason
