1 dirty child + 1 ‘please get in the damn bath so I can put you to bed and have some ME time’ Mom = Conflict.
Crayolas has these new colored bath thingys (called bath dropz) that make your little monster’s bath water different colors (what a shock that mine chose pink!). These puppies equal a clean entertained nugget and a cool ‘I’m so fun and funky’ Mama.
P.S. Hey Mrs. Dixon, remember in elementary school when you said I just wasn’t very good at math? I do. Looks like I can do math just fine. Maybe you just sucked at teaching it.
P.P.S. I got an A- in calculus in high school Mrs. Dixon…just in case you were still concerned about my aptitude.