Hip Playground Momsters!
I have cracked the code…the really really really important one. No, not cold fusion but how to look like a hip momster while at the park, grocery store, or any other place where you can’t wear clothes that in all likely hood will end up with some substance on them by the end of the day! These are some of the ‘cool moms’ at the park I go to and today I finally figured out what is because I saw two of them sitting next to each other!* Slim colored jeans + loose T or tank + hat + sunglasses. I expect I will be asked to join their sand circle tomorrow when I single white female them in exact copies of their outfits. Yeah…maybe I wait a day or two.
Whatever, I always bring the best snacks so I have friends that I have aquired by being generous with my snack dispersal and it’s like rock, paper, scissors….except that snacks beat everything.
*I do not think asking to take their picture made them comfortable and I definitely believed it lessened my chances of ‘getting in’.
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